Deep Thoughts By Taryn

T:  Mom, what will you be when I'm a daddy?
M:  Oh Taryn, you won't be a daddy.  You get to be a mommy.
T: But I don't WANT to be a mommy.  I want to be a daddy.
M: I'm sorry Taryn.  But guess what?!  You get to have babies.  Daddies can't have babies.
T: Why? 
M: Because their bodies aren't made to have babies in their tummies.  But mommies can and you get to be a mommy!
T: I don't WANT to have a baby in my tummy.  I don't want to be SICK!  I want to be a daddy.
M:  Yeah, I can see how that would be a turn off...

Oh well, it was worth a shot.