Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Nutty Girls

These girls are nuts.  One of the first phrases we teach them as babies is "I AM A NUT!" becuase they are.  Here's a little of what they've been up to lately.

Sure, start with the nut-free picture.  I love moments like these when the girls just love each other and take care of each other so sweetly.  Keara is my little mommy and thankfully, Avery loves her too.

I tried, really, I tried to get a good picture.  But this shows their personalities way better.  Keara, my grown up girl.  Avery, my excited beauty.  And then, there's Taryn.  The nuttiest nut of the bunch!  She keeps us laughing and definitely on our toes!

Taryn has taken up drawing real things instead of just scribbling lately.  This was her first "family portrait".

My reader.  I just loved that she found a seat for herself and plopped down with a good book.  Too bad it was in the middle of the kitchen while I was making dinner, but it was so cute!  BTW, her seat is my scriptures!

The second nuttiest nut of the bunch.  Our girls are monkeys  by nature and love hanging on everything.  Avery has joined the circus and looks for anything she can hang on.  This day, she discovered the car handles worked pretty well.

We didn't plant a garden this year because the girls won't stay out of the garden pots.  I mean literally...

So we're not growing any veggies, but what we are growing sure seem to be doing well!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Taryn's Faux Paux

Last night, the girls were having a hard time settling down for bedtime.  Taryn especially.  But what's new with that child?  She is a spaz from sun up to sun down and usually for a couple hours after that.  Anyway, Keara's been complaining about a tummy ache thru the evening so I wasn't surprised when she had to come out of her room twice to go to the bathroom.  True to girl form, whenever Keara needs to go potty, it becomes a sisters' affair and suddenly "WE" have to go potty. 

The second time they came down, I asked Taryn what was going on.  She answered "Keara has to do diarrhea."  Okay, fine.  Then Taryn says, "I have to do diarrhea too."  Rrriiighhht...So she goes running to the kitchen and I say, "Hey Taryn, where are you going?" 

T: I'm going to do diarrhea! 
M: Yeah, but the bathroom's not that way.
T: (running to the bathroom) When is Keara going to do diarrhea?!
M: Taryn, come here...(she comes and sits on my lap)...Taryn, do you know what diarrhea is?
T: Yeah, it's a game.
M: Um...no...it's not...

After I explained what it really was, she decided she didn't want to do it anymore and went back to bed.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Deep Thoughts By Taryn

T:  Mom, what will you be when I'm a daddy?
M:  Oh Taryn, you won't be a daddy.  You get to be a mommy.
T: But I don't WANT to be a mommy.  I want to be a daddy.
M: I'm sorry Taryn.  But guess what?!  You get to have babies.  Daddies can't have babies.
T: Why? 
M: Because their bodies aren't made to have babies in their tummies.  But mommies can and you get to be a mommy!
T: I don't WANT to have a baby in my tummy.  I don't want to be SICK!  I want to be a daddy.
M:  Yeah, I can see how that would be a turn off...

Oh well, it was worth a shot.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Taryn's Great Ideas

Taryn is going thru a stage where she's full of great ideas and solutions to problems.  The other day, we were getting ready to go on a bike ride when I had to get our trailer tires filled up by our neighbor.  While I was over at his garage, our other neighbor came to our driveway to stand with the girls while they waited for me.  Taryn found her to be very kind and friendly.

The next day, we were on a family walk.  Taryn said, "Mom, I think I would like to live with that nice lady who came to talk to me in the driveway yesterday."  I replied that I would miss her and would be sad if she lived with someone else.  She told me I could visit her, but I told her I wanted her to live with us.  Then she said, "I have a great idea!  What if that lady feeds me and plays with me and then gives me back?!  She could just BORROW me!" 

Great idea, Taryn.